How To Chop Turkey:
Step 1: Get an onion chopper (pictured above) and make sure its sharp
Step 2: Make friends with a Turkish guy who likes to to play stupid games.
Step 3: See who's reaction time is faster- the Turkish guy or the onion chopper.
FINAL RESULT: Chopped "Turkey"
How to Trick a Jamaican:
Step 1: Get two Jamaicans who have no experience in Utah
Step 2: Volunteer to take them to foreign waters (Lake Powell)
Step 3: Make sure its dark outside and let the stories roll
FINAL RESULT: Two Jamaicans fearing the sharks and alligators living in Lake Powell. Really?
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